Sarah Kaufmann suggests Christine ‘Cyborg’ Santos has “man parts”

Posted by deathbyhighkick on July 22, 2010

CagePotato posted an article about how pissed off current Strikeforce women’s welterweight champion Sarah Kaufmann is that she’s still stuck fighting on those damn Strikeforce Challenger cards even though she’s a division champion.  She also made a pretty bold statement directed towards women’s middleweight champion Christine ‘Cyborg’ Santos, which said:

I will NOT eat a ridiculous amount of cookies to make 145lbs JUST for the opportunity to be on a main card and growing man parts… well that would just be ridiculous :D

Now, I’m making the assumption that she’s implying that Cyborg has some cock n’ balls neatly tucked underneath her fight shorts, and if I’m right, well, she might have just fucked up.  I wouldn’t be shocked to see Strikeforce eventually create a champion vs. champion fight between Kaufmann and Cyborg.  It’s a fight that would obviously be aired on the main card of a CBS or Showtime event, which gives Kaufmann exactly what she’s looking for, as well as an opportunity for Santos to dish out some Chute-Boxe revenge on the young American grappler who is biting off more than she can chew (obviously dependent on Kaufmann successfully defending her title against Roxy Modafferi TOMORROW).

You want to know why Kaufmann is still stuck fighting on the shittiest form of a Strikeforce event?  It’s because she doesn’t bring the same level of brutality that Cyborg brings.  Yeah, Cyborg might have some manly features, and could probably rag-doll a lot of the Strikeforce roster with a one-armed thai clinch, but she’s exciting as fuck, and she delivers exactly what Strikeforce wants in a female fighter, violence, which isn’t what Kaufmann delivers.

Like I said above, Kaufmann’s set to make her first title defense tomorrow night against a very game and equally skilled fighter in Roxy.  Personally, I’m really looking forward to this fight, and if Kaufmann can take out Roxy before the fight hits the judges scorecards, she might have some more leverage when asking for a main card fight on a bigger event.

Who would you take in a fight between Cyborg and Kaufmann at say……a catchweight of 140lbs?

Who Takes It? - Cyborg vs. Kaufmann

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22Jul

Gegard Mousasi – “If there is a heavyweight fight, and it makes sense, I would fight that fight.”

Posted by deathbyhighkick on July 18, 2010

Former DREAM and Strikeforce champion Gegard Mousasi comments to MMAJunkie Radio about finally breaking into the heavyweight realm of mixed martial arts.  What say you?  Would Mousasi be better off beginning his transformation into a heavyweight, or should he stick around the Strikeforce light heavyweight division for a little while longer and seek a rematch against King Mo?

Should Gegard Mousasi move to the MMA heavyweight division?

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18Jul

Afternoon Beatdown: Cris Cyborg vs. Jan Finney

Posted by deathbyhighkick on June 29, 2010

Took place at last weekend’s Strikeforce event, you know, the one that saw Fedor tap out in 69 seconds.  Cyborg is scary as fuck, and Finney’s got the heart of a lioness.  Props to her to doing all she could and making Cyborg work for that win.

29Jun

Back in Business!

Posted by deathbyhighkick on June 29, 2010

Just like this guy is, thanks to that little blue pill!

Thanks for everyone who stuck through, came back, and kept the tradition of MMA Haven alive.  Some of our members are still out there, looking for their home.  Teh Haven beckons you!  You’ve got to re-register again, which sucks, but you’ll be registering on a completely new-and-improved forum, one thats definitely pound for pound in the online MMA world!

To register, click here.

Oh, how bout that sweet submission Werdum locked in on Fedor? Brazilian Ju-Jistu at its finest!

29Jun